Good evening citizens of America and people of the world.
It is with great joy that I come to you on this beautiful yet cloudy Tuesday evening with a state of the union address.
I have been away from YouTube for a couple few weeks now, during this time I have spoken to a few close associates who are sworn to secrecy and the threat of water boarding about some projects that might be in the works for the future but what I have been focusing on mostly is staying in the oval office and working on keeping up what I already have been doing. This nation has been great to me and I look forward to leading it for many years to come. DRN will be back soon so please stay calm so martial law can be avoided.
I will now take some questions
Ok enough questions
Thank you everyone for coming, drive safe and try to tuna, we had it imported from Safeway just for this occasion.