Was Patty Everett scared when she saw the snake coming out of the air-conditioning vent in her Buick SUV?
“Well, somebody crapped in my pants,” she said.
Everett was driving in late afternoon rush hour traffic last week on South Congress Avenue when she noticed something moving to her right, by the AC vent.
“I’m driving with my grandbaby in the back seat in his little car carrier,” said Patty, who lives in Spicewood. “My brother is in the passenger seat. I’m looking forward, and in my right eye, I saw something move. And I quickly looked over, and there’s a snake head popped out of my AC vent.”
This couldn’t be real. “I thought my brother had started a joke. I thought it was a rubber snake, and my brother was just waiting for me to react.”
The snake kept coming out, slowly, then stopped and looked around. “I’m thinking about 31/2, 4 inches of his body was hanging out of my vent,” Patty said. “I started screaming, ‘There’s a snake in the car.’ ” She was glad her brother Darryl Cruise, a musician, was along for the ride. He told Sis she should pull over. It was timely advice.
“I was about to slam on my brakes and possibly get in a wreck,” Patty said.
So Patty pulls the SUV over on the side of South Congress Avenue, south of Ben White Boulevard, near Hill’s Cafe. It was time for a hasty exit from the car. “We couldn’t get out of our seat belts fast enough,” Patty recalled. “I grabbed the baby, and I still see the snake coming out of my vent, looking around.”
Now she’s out on the street, and other drivers are watching her, wondering what the big problem is. “I didn’t realize I had lost a shoe. And I’m running around with the baby, one shoe, panicky. People are looking, wondering what is going on.”
Patty remembered there was a veterinarian clinic nearby, so she sent brother Darryl there to find some help.
“He came in all huffing and puffing and said he had an emergency,” said Dr. Matt Scroggs of the Capital Veterinary Clinic. At first, he thought it might be a dog hit by a car. Wrong.
“They said it was a copperhead stuck his head out of the AC vent, so I grabbed some dressing forceps and went out there to the car,” Scroggs said. By now, the snake had retreated back into the AC vent. “I couldn’t see real well,” Scroggs said. “I sent somebody back for a flashlight. Once I could see, there was a pretty good-sized snake up inside the AC vent.”
Scroggs turned up the car’s air conditioning, to slow down the snake by chilling it. Then he grabbed the snake with the forceps, bagged it up and took it away. The snake has now gone to that great slither in the sky.
At first, Scroggs thought it was a rattlesnake, but after further investigation, he figures it was a bull snake. American-Statesman outdoor writer Mike Leggett checked out the photo of the snake and puts his money on rat snake.
Regardless of type, it got Patty’s attention. She said it was an 18-inch snake, but it seemed larger while she watched Scroggs pulling it out of the vent. Or, as she put it, “The body got longer and longer.”